vibecheck · v0.1

drop your dating profile. vibecheck has notes.

an AI reads your Hinge / Tinder / Bumble screenshot in 15 seconds. you get an archetype, 4 brutally specific red flags, and a verdict you can't get from your group chat. shareable. mortifying. accurate.

what it looks like ↓
(run against a fictional "Brad, 29, software engineer in Austin" profile)
archetype

The LinkedIn Influencer's Tinder

9red flags counted
  1. 🚩Leads with a golden-hour mountain summit shot, then doubles down with a gym mirror selfie — communicating both "I'm spiritually evolved" and "please notice my deltoids" within 2.4 seconds of opening the profile.
  2. 🚩Holds up a fish while wearing a backwards cap, achieving the rare 4-in-1 archetype of outdoorsman, frat alum, lighting indifferent, and "please ask about it" all at once.
  3. 🚩Uses the "controversial opinion" prompt to defend pineapple-pizza skepticism, the dating-app equivalent of putting "I love food" in a bio — a confession masquerading as a point of view.
  4. 🚩"Looking for someone who can keep up" is what people say when the answer to "keep up with what?" is "my personality discovered yesterday on a podcast."
the verdict
A man who has confused "personality" with "preferences," rounded out with the conviction that hating something other people like is itself a love language. Your profile reads like a TED Talk about why TED Talks are mid.
yours will be specific to your profile. drop a screenshot to see it.
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drop a profile screenshot here
Hinge, Tinder, Bumble — full-page or single-prompt screenshots both work.
your image is sent once to OpenAI vision, never written to disk on our server.
no database, no image retention. how to verify ↗
how to vibecheck yours
  1. open your dating app profile (the one strangers see).
  2. screenshot a full page — both photos and prompts in frame is ideal.
  3. drop it above. 15 seconds later you get the audit.
no dating profile? upload a screenshot of a friend's (with permission) or paste an AI-generated mock — works on any believable profile image.
privacy
your screenshot is sent to the LLM once. no database, no image retention on our server. how to verify
we punch up
we roast choices, not people. no body-shaming, no age, no race. just the SAME prompt answer everyone uses and your gym mirror photo at three different lighting temperatures.